babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!
Not the first! The only one now but there was one previously!
^^ true! the workers at Lusty Lady in san fran were union until it closed in 2013 </3
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autistic power couple
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church bells have been ringing for like an hour
yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace
wrong blog. whatever
fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
?????
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fuck man
you sure do
text: She Stew on my Leonard til the horrors leave me changed forever
text: She Stew on my
Leonard til the horrors leave
me changed forever
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh god haiku bot NO
i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
Kate MccGwire, Secrete (mixed media with magpie feathers)
Howl movingcastle?
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No offense but where are the male porn bots
..and where are all the gods?
where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?
Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need
I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥
Can someone PLEASE answer my question
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I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me
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would it be funnier if charles died right before, during, or right after the coronation?
before
during
after
See Results
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